Will I Ever Afford a New Set of Teeth?

The reason why I initially joined the Klan was that suddenly I noticed what a clever way to hide my missing and rotten teeth that protective, albeit ridiculous-looking, bedsheet is. I have to admit, I was not a racist bigot at that time, but only joined the Klan for the aforementioned purely practical reason. But, as a flexible and easy learning person, I soon learned the genuine Klansman principles. However, to be honest, I am still fantasizing about a new, bright and white, set of teeth. Back in 2005, I even tried a nice little fraud by redirecting Hurricane Katrina charitable funds to myself. The miserable kikes revealed my plot, and I was left without new teeth. My bad teeth is a Jewish conspiracy; I knew it, and now it is proven.