New World Order in total disarray.

Today has been one of those “will go down in the history books” type of days, as it will be remembered as one of those defining moments in the history of mankind.
Two astounding events have apparently unfolded that have sent panic and shock waves around the world which will be felt for years.
World leaders are shaken and stock markets are on the brink of collapse.

And why?

Because the conspiracy theorist were right all along.

There is a New World Order; and today the leader of it has revealed himself to the world.
Apparently it’s a 45 year old man called Claude Monnet from Paris. And why has he revealed this fact today of all days?
Because, he says, he does not want to do it anymore.
He says the hours are terrible and the pay is really not that good.
So he says he’s given up world domination and decided to buy a small café in Marseilles and that’s what he intends to do with the remainder of his life. No more illegal assassinations, no more puppet states, no more fake moon landings or hidden agendas in vaccinations, no more Bermuda triangle or Illuminate dinner and dances.
He just wants to make a nice cup of espresso for people who appreciate good coffee.

Obviously when this new broke the world leader’s initially panicked but then quickly rallied and released statements about the event. Here are a few of them:
Americas President Barack Obama said “Well, that was a surprise”
Britain’s Prime Minister Gordon Brown said “What’s a New World Order, and why wasn’t I invited?”
Frances President Nicolas Sarkozy stated “I like Espresso and wishes him well”
Italy’s Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi said “Sorry I was out when it happened and I have witnesses."

Obviously Scott Roberts has drawn a lot of attention for this revelation as he has been stating it for years. Apparently he was last seen running through the American countryside completely naked, except for his Sunday best tin hat shouting “so who’s the crazy one now, c’mon tell me, who’s the crazy one now?”

So what happens now we all ask? What does this mean to the world?
Now that the New World Order is out in the open what is their agenda?

Well apparently their first thing they intend to do is find a new leader.
A spokesman announced today, not long after the announcement by Claude Monet, that it will be along the lines of the X-factor/America’s got Talent type of search.

Simon Cowell has already agreed to run the show, he has even stated he might even enter it himself.
When asked about what they are looking for he said “Obviously I have been in talks with the NWO for some time about the possibility of doing this for them. And we have outlined what, to us, would be the attributes we are looking for which include:

· A desire to bend the world to ones will.
· Total and utter paranoia.
· Willingness to use any means for the desired ends.
· A strong dislike of Esspreso

. And Wanting the number 1 christmas single

He also stated that everyone who enters the competition to be NWO Leader must sign a legal document to state “they will not walk out of the job to run a café in poxy Marseilles when they get bored of it all”.
Already rumours are flying around the globe as to who will enter the competition, and who will be the judges.
Internet polls are already taking bets that the judges could include:

· David Duke
· David Icke
· Mariah Carey

And a rumoured special guest, who could possibly be a Neo-Nazi British Political Figure.
As for who will be in the running for NWO, your guess is as good as ours.
But apparently it is going to be by invitation only, which we at the FI Blog find totally unacceptable and have thus set up a petition so we can challenge this ruling.
If you would like to submit your name to this petition and enter the New World Order Factor competition please click below to sign the petition.

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/nwofactor/