Have you ever noticed Alex's eyebrow? Indeed, I'm sure that you have, but it is not an eyebrow, but a unibrow. What makes it a unibrow, is the thick thatch above the bridge of his nose, which is, in fact, composed of many microscopic antennae (see photo on right)
These antennae pick up coded radio messages from Nazi spaceships, which are responsible for Alex's prolific yabberings. If you have noticed Alex's facial tics, these are caused by the jolt to his nervous system, when a message from his SS Fuhrer (SS = Soppy Scotty) is beamed down to him. Another side effect of these messages is flatulance, hence why Alex is often seen rolling his eyes (see photo on right)
As the methane levels in his bedsit, reach dangerous proportions, Alex has to open his windows and leave his bedsit, when he does this, he has to wear a diving suit (of the old fashioned variety) to prevent the methane escaping and blowing-up innocent civilians (See below left)
The German government are trying to invent an intergalactic rocket launcher, to shoot down the pesky Nazi spaceships, but until then, Alex is still blabbering nonsense about crop circles, his own superiority and other rubbish. Our only hope , is to ignore the farty-fellow and hope that one day he shouts to his SS Fuhrer "Beam me up Scotty!!".
