Breaking news is reaching us that a medical specialist has revealed some interesting hypothesis about Scotty. Professor F.D. Rutemburg of the Hamburg University for the Racialy Challenge seems to think so. Well this is what his latest research findings appear to giving weight to.
Apparently Scott was born with a body disability, which was one leg was shorter than the other.
Obviously as he reached his teens Scott hid this with some specialist medical aids, but for the early part of his life he was bereft of any such items.
Apparently the report points out that up until Scott was 12 years old it was a sever disability and extremely apparent. Scott was ok when he took his time but as soon as he got excited and he would try to run, and due to the leg disability he would end up running around in a circle.
This became a serious embarrassment and problem for Scott which was highlighted when he was 8 and decided to run away from home, which actually occurred 47 times that day as he kept ending up where he started. From this incident he became known as the “boomerang kid”.
Many such incidents like this happened in Scotts early years.
School class photos were a particular difficulty which could have been easily avoided if Scott had agreed to put his shorter leg on a stool. But strong willed Scotty would have none of it, which meant all his class mates had to lean to the same angle as Scott and the camera had to adjusted accordingly.
Professor Rutenburg concludes from this that Scots view of the world became extremely bitter, although in all honest he did not see much of it and the bits he did see he seen again and again and again.
Although Scottys extreme racism and anti-Semitism have manifested from these things and he is well know for it professor Rutenberg believes he is curable.
He recommends an intensive course of electro-shock treatment, enemas and a forced regime of straight line walking without his leg extension attachment.
Yes Scotty gait might still be a tad wonky but at least he will leave all his hate behind him and become a valuable member of society, rather than a burden to it.
Apparently Scott was born with a body disability, which was one leg was shorter than the other.
Obviously as he reached his teens Scott hid this with some specialist medical aids, but for the early part of his life he was bereft of any such items.
Apparently the report points out that up until Scott was 12 years old it was a sever disability and extremely apparent. Scott was ok when he took his time but as soon as he got excited and he would try to run, and due to the leg disability he would end up running around in a circle.
This became a serious embarrassment and problem for Scott which was highlighted when he was 8 and decided to run away from home, which actually occurred 47 times that day as he kept ending up where he started. From this incident he became known as the “boomerang kid”.
Many such incidents like this happened in Scotts early years.
School class photos were a particular difficulty which could have been easily avoided if Scott had agreed to put his shorter leg on a stool. But strong willed Scotty would have none of it, which meant all his class mates had to lean to the same angle as Scott and the camera had to adjusted accordingly.
Professor Rutenburg concludes from this that Scots view of the world became extremely bitter, although in all honest he did not see much of it and the bits he did see he seen again and again and again.
Although Scottys extreme racism and anti-Semitism have manifested from these things and he is well know for it professor Rutenberg believes he is curable.
He recommends an intensive course of electro-shock treatment, enemas and a forced regime of straight line walking without his leg extension attachment.
Yes Scotty gait might still be a tad wonky but at least he will leave all his hate behind him and become a valuable member of society, rather than a burden to it.
